January 2009
18 posts
Hats off to Entertainment
Tomorrow.  January 1, 2009. Tournament of Roses Honor Band. Rank (row) 4. File (column, file closest to cameras is file 1) 3. Maybe this year I’ll get more than just a few pixels of camera time.
Jan 1st
December 2008
25 posts
Sixth Sense
A father put his three year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers, which she ended by saying “God bless mommy, God bless daddy, God bless grandma, and good-bye grandpa.” Father said, “Why did you say good-bye grandpa?” The little girl said, “I don’t know, daddy. It just seemed like the thing to do.” The next day grandpa died. Father thought it was a strange...
Dec 31st
Kevin: Tina got me an iPod case for Christmas. Yeah, Bernard? What did you get me for Christmas? Nothing!
Derek: Kevin Kraft, I will give you my heart.
Me: I'll give you my body.
Dec 28th
Mother's Test
John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn’t help noticing how beautiful John’s roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John and his roommate, and this only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between John and the roommate than met the eye....
Dec 25th
A Boy's Confession
“Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl”. The priest asks, “Is that you, little Johnny Parisi?” “Yes, Father, it is.” “And who was the girl you were with?” “I can’t tell you, Father, I don’t want to ruin her reputation.” “Well, Johnny, I’m sure to find out her name sooner or later,...
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Dec 23rd
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Predictably Irrational →
Dec 22nd
WatchWatch
A Black Hole
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Stoooopid... why the Google generation isn't as... →
Good idea to read this.
Dec 4th
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Dec 4th
The Tiger
A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, “I have a confession to make, I’m not a virgin.” The husband replies, “That’s no big thing in this day and age.” The wife continues, “Yeah, I’ve been with one guy.” “Oh yeah? Who was the guy?” ...
Dec 4th
Dec 4th
The Dial-Up Kid →
Dec 3rd
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