February 2009
17 posts
louk:
does anybody know where the hell we go on Monday for step or do we just go to first period????
i like how the school communicates this to us so well
Apparently there’s supposed to be a table outside the office where we pick up our schedules before school.
January 2009
18 posts
Well that sucks
Playing Super Paper Mario, Flopside Pit of 100 Trials.
I’m on the sixties, maybe around floor 67. I haven’t used a single item so far and I’ve leveled up twice.
Then the game freezes.
That’s really cool…
Why Context Is Important
(The zoo sells these SpongeBob ice creams with gumball eyes. I overhear this mother telling her young son eating one outside one of the restaurants…)
Mom: “Oh look honey, when you licked his balls you got stuff all over your face!”
http://notalwaysright.com/why-context-is-important/904
Wait, really?
Kimi: So we had a quiz yesterday in Spanish, and it was really easy. We had two words and we chose whichever one fit best in the sentence. So like, "I slept on the receptionist or the bed".
Me: Wait... isn't that...
Kimi: Okay, that was a really bad example.
VAIO P doesn't have nothin' on these other awesome... →
At Least She Has The General Idea
Bored teen girl (between snapping her chewing gum): “Yeah–I’m looking for this book, When I Drop Dead?”
Me: “I can’t seem to find it in the system. Do you know who the author is?”
Bored teen girl: “I dunno. Flooker or Flocker or something.”
*A light goes on in my head*
Me: “Do you mean AS I LAY DYING, by WILLIAM FAULKNER??”
Her: *explosive sigh* “Yeah. Whatever. That.”
...
The Empire State Building
A man gets off the elevator at the bar on top of the Empire State Building. He is bowled over by the splendor and the view. He orders a drink, and then remarks about how there’s a large open window with no guardrails or anything — someone could fall a long way!
“There’s no problem with that, it’s completely safe!” says a man dressed in a sharp suit, glasses and...
